unreasonable wish -- an sql interface to websites

I was searching Amazon Prime for some Earl Grey tea for my wife. I got these results

This was just a basic search for earl grey tea in the Prime Pantry store.

I would love to

SELECT *
FROM products p
WHERE p.prime_pantry = 1
  AND p.keywords = 'earl grey tea'
  AND p.packaging = 'bulk'

I get that this’ll never happen, but man… it’d be nice.